This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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