U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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