woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
