so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Did I show you my penis last night?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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