I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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