We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize