drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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