id be glad to
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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