How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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