How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Randomize