I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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