so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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