I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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