your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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