Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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