I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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