Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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