I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I have fence marks all over my body
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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