hotel room ftw
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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