Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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