We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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