Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I supernannyed him into submission
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
