Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That's when you crack a 10am beer
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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