So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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