I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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