I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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