ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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