Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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