IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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