i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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