help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I need water and some morals
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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