They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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