Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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