Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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