At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
