Don't make out with my wife yet
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I got inside last night via doggy door
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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