people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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