Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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