Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I would ride that face into the sunset
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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