Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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