I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize