I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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