ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
