I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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