Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
and you fell through a lawn chair
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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