Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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This is my gift to your gina
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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