You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
