Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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