That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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