Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I need help removing her.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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