He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
