i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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