Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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