i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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