Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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